The cheese stick is an infamous piece of Lincoln history that was created on the 26th of May 2022 during lunch. Some students think that it might contain the genes to become the new cheese touch, but we here at LynxFeed disagree (scientific research is still pending to prove our claims). Others believe that it may contain unheard of powers. These are the top ten reasons to touch the cheese stick.

1. The cheese stick is thought to have medicinal properties.

Even by touching it, cuts can heal and bruises will fade (results may take 1-2 weeks).

2. Another mystical aspect of the cheese stick is the ability to increase luck.

Touching the cheese stick before a test may be able to increase your ability to choose the correct answer on a true/false test (the cheese stick only has a 50% chance to tell you the right answer at this moment in time).

3. It feels nice doesn't it.

That smooth exterior with the squishy inside allows a stress ball feel at a fraction of the price. By getting a normal cheese stick in a (free!!) school lunch and massaging it for a minute, you can release stress for free!

4. It's limited edition!

After the seal breaks and it pops, you can eat the cheese inside for an extra boost of pleasure (scientifically proven), you can't get a new one until tomorrow.

5. It's just cheese...right?

There is no harm in it (probably) and it's not like you will die (theory yet to be proven).