Recently, the Student Store added ice-cold Capri Suns and Izzes to its list of $1 options, coming in an array of familiar flavors. This got my gears turning- would there have been better things to add? Could I influence future item additions? And so, after careful deliberation, I have compiled a list of items I believe should be added to the student store.
1. Bop-It!
A definitely-not-more-annoying alternative to staring at your phone!
2. Commemorative Cory Eichner Bobblehead
The bobblehead you never knew you wanted.
3. DEWALT Black and Gold Twist Drill Bit Set (15-Piece)
...drill not included.
4. Expired Milk
It strengthens your immune system, right? Right??
5. Bathroom Stall Door
Graffiti costs extra- buy two and get three sink faucet heads for free!
6. Whole Wheel Parmigiano Reggiano, 72 lbs.
...Costco actually sells this. For $949.99.
7. Key ring with keys to a 2017 Mercedes Sprinter, 2011 Ford Transit Connect, and a couple other keys that are probably pretty important
What’s that? Mr. Reed’s missing his keys? Uhh... I’m sure he’s just misplaced them.
8. Tennessee
And it’s 50% off!
9. Big Mouth Billy Bass
It sings!
10. Dr. Eichner Shower Curtain
At this point idek
